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About Me

I am Jason Nellis (the one in the middle).

I grew up near Washington DC. I went to college near Chicago. I live near Los Angeles. I have a great habit of never actually having a home address of a major city, but constantly claiming to be the inhabitant of one.

Currently, I’m not as young as I feel, though I’m older than I believe I should be.

I make sure you get your online fill of shows like 30 Rock.

At times, I have imagined myself to be Superman, Invincible, Axe Cop, and Doctor Who. I’ve always had an active imagination.

I can quote the entirety of Wayne’s World, Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Fletch and Blazing Saddles. I can also quote at least something from most of Shakespeare’s works. Occasionally, I’ll also throw in something from my family’s giant selection of inside jokes. Your polite laughter is very much appreciated in these instances.